Curbside Cat is a delicious recipe that you can cook
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Curbside Cat Ingredients
3 Strips bacon
0 Salt and pepper
Curbside Cat Recipe Instructions
Skin and clean Poopsie like you would a squirrel.
Stuff the cavity with dressing and tie front legs back
and back legs forward. Lay breast down in a low
baking pan, uncovered, with bacon strips across
back. Season with salt and pepper. Roast at 325F.
for one hour, remove and make gravy from
drippings. As you dig in, recall all teh midnight
howling and torn garbage bags. NOTE: A roadside
shopper has to move fast on these as cat owners miss
their tabby all too quickly and will want to bury
them in some fancy pet cemetary with all their limbs
intact. If you're quick with a blade, it's really
clever to skin "snookums" on the spot and leave its
outer garment close by, causing Miss Marple to
think her baby has just been scared out of her ninth
life and will soon return to share the next bowl of